What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:09
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Minima tempora consequatur voluptas sequi aspernatur corporis.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”